>Boneless Chicken Wings

>The latest scourge on society: Boneless chicken wings.
First of all, Chicken wings are DARK MEAT.
Boneless chicken wings are White Meat and not wing meat at all. It’s breast meat.

Can I get dark meat boneless chicken wings? No!
I don’t like white meat. Too dry!

You bastards!

P.S. If God didn’t mean for us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.