I’ve noticed over the years, as a truthful person, that nice guys finish last. It’s the bad guy who gets the spoils. Lying is fun and a great way to get anything.
The new granite tile kitchen countertop that I built last year is already etched with spots where acidic liquids came in contact with it. Searching the internet I found a website that sells polishing powder to professional countertop installers. I’m not a professional though I kick ass. They sell one pound samples for $15.00 to professionals ONLY. I didn’t think twice as I filled in the order form giving myself a made up business name. Easy as cake.
I think I might take up lying as a hobby. I’ll do it for the luls.