I wish I had a tractor

I recently discovered that I am able to get the RFD-TV channel on DirecTv.  It is basically a Rural network for farmers.  I have been enjoying this channel even though I am mired deeply in the suburban wasteland of San Antonio.

I set my DVR to record the bi-weekly Farm Report which covers weather and crop status along with farming tips and news.  Some Saturdays I just leave it on this channel and watch whatever is on.  I’m not a farmer but I think in an alternate timeline I would be a great farmer.  I appreciate rural life and hope that one day I may be a part of it.  I wish I had a tractor.  That would mean I lived in the country.  Sigh…