How to avoid school shootings

shtingThere was yet another school shooting today in Roswell, New Mexico.  This is becoming a very popular thing.

There’s an easy way to avoid this kind of thing.  Physically going to a school is so last century.  Now that we have the internet, it is time for kids to do their learning at home.  It will be much safer from all angles.  When are we going to give up on our old ways and evolve?

I’ve lost faith in teachers these days anyway.  Back in my day, teachers were old, gray haired women who made sure you learned your stuff.  Now they are young hispanic women right off the street who couldn’t care less whether you learned your lessons.

Over the internet, more children can be taught by better teachers.  Why would you not want this?