Lord have mercy! Why must I continue to have to endure this unrelenting heat in this god-forbidden state. I’ve been doing my best to not think about or complain about the unbearable heat in San Antonio but it is beginning to become more painful than a toothache.
The forecast is for hot and dry. Hot and dry. Hot and dry to infinity.
It’s not funny anymore. Or ever.
I can’t go outside for more than a few minutes without risking spontaneous combustion. There’s only one word for this. Sux!
It is costing the citizens of San Antonio a fortune in electricity and water just to maintain livable conditions. Global warming is kicking our ass.
Fortunately it has actually been a relatively “cool” summer but that’s not enough. I want the sun destroyed. I want it gone. I want the earth to be released from its eternal orbit around the bastard star and be allowed to float off on a tangent into deep cool space until it becomes a great ball of lifeless ice.
Doesn’t that sound awesome? Mmmmmm.