I had been given a board seat on some kind of non-profit music school. I went to visit the building. As I walked in, someone at the front desk called me by name. I walked over and he gave me a pass for a free-for-life parking spot in the garage. Sweet! Even though I was a member of the board I still did not have a job or any income. I figured there should be some way I could get myself a paying job in the school since I was a high-level executive.