Living in regular cities is just plain horrible. I’ve come up with the solution. All we need to do is start fresh. Find some empty land somewhere and build a city that is done properly so that everyone will be happy. I’ve set up a list of guidelines that will make it easy:
Dogs must have vocal cords removed. No animal noise will be permitted.
Only Electric vehicles allowed inside city. No vehicle noise will be permitted.
Houses must be a minimum of 50 yards apart. There must be room to breathe and have a nice lawn with room for gardening and playing
Electric lawnmowers, blowers and trimmers only. Minimize noise.
Summer and winter uniforms required. Much of the world’s disparity is caused by people wearing improper clothing. Two uniforms will be required. Winter uniforms will be city provided jumpsuits with optional light and heavy jackets. Summer uniforms will be city provided bikinis and speedos. No shoes allowed in the summer except for hiking.
All houses must have at least 4KW solar array. There’s no excuse for not having solar panels on your house.
All streets will have a bicycle lane. Bicycling is encouraged for health and environmental happiness.
Recycled water piped directly to all houses for lawn watering.
Traffic lights allowed only at major intersections.
No loud music or other any other noise.
No bad people. Bad people will be deported.
No homeless. Homeless will be deported.
No rental houses. People who rent don’t take care of their house.
Working form home encouraged to avoid traffic jams.
20 hour work week. People need more time off to appreciate life.
Only one parent may work. The other must take care of the children.
Home and remote schooling encouraged to avoid traffic jams.
Only two children per family to avoid overpopulation.