I just finished doing my monthly budget update where I enter all the money I’ve spent for the month and add up all the money in various investment accounts etc.
My Net Worth just hit a Half Million!! What now bitches who don’t want to be my friend!
My early retirement is coming up and a life of leisure is on the horizon. Just this month even after losing $2000 day-trading on the stock market, my net worth went up $5700. Sweetness!
Suck it you evil bastards who won’t even look at me!