I smile at them but they are just not there. I thought women wanted a good man.
Don’t women want a good man who will treat them like a queen?
Don’t women want a man who has money and no debt?
Don’t women want a man who will belong only to them?
Don’t women want a man who can fix things?
Don’t women want a man who is the most awesome person on the planet?
Don’t women want a man who can do anything he puts his mind to?
I believe it is proof that the women I see are not real. The only explanation is that they are all holographic projections of a computer simulation that has not yet achieved that ability to express human emotion. I have been placed in this simulator from birth and am being studied by aliens to try to understand the Human race in order to conquer Earth.
That is the ONLY possible explanation.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!! I’M ON TO YOU!!