Today was a beautiful warm and sunny November day in San Antonio. I had nothing I really needed to do so it seemed like it was a good time to go get some exercise and meet people.
I loaded my bicycle into my car and took it a few miles down the road to a nice greenbelt area that the city has created for walking and riding. There are always plenty of people there. I was wearing only my little short shorts so I could feel the wonderful sun on my skin. I rode down the way for 3.25 miles passing a large number of people who ignored me completely.
If you were a girl and you saw a nice looking white guy riding a bicycle in short shorts and no shirt, wouldn’t you be attracted enough to at least notice? I’m dumbfounded. These regular people are total idiots.
No wonder I am destined to be lonely. Regular people can’t see those of us who are truly special. We resonate at a much higher frequency that seems to be out of the range of their vision. I may be up in the infrared region of the spectrum. That explains why I’m so HOT!
It’s really tough living amongst them. You really have to fight to be seen. It tires me out. It takes more energy than I have just to become visible. I’m exhausted. I think I should just settle down and stick to my own plane of existence. It is so much easier.
Well. If nothing else, I got in 6.5 miles of exercise today. That’s something. Good to help keep my lonely heart beating a little longer.